The Laws of Delhi ( or any other Indian metro )
image courtesy Metin Bereketli 1. If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut . 2. The Queue Nahin Rule: If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way. 3. The Mind Over Matter Law: If a traffic light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another. 4. The Auto Axiom: If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak. 5. The In Spit Of Thing: The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become. 6. The Cinema Hall Fact: If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode. 7. The Brotherhood Law: If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit relations with his sister. 8. The Baraat ...